Pirates of Portlandia
The jolly band of rascals, scoundrels, villains and knaves known as the Pirates of Portlandia has been terrorizing Rose city tavern-keepers for the better part of this century.
Celebrating the golden age of piracy, these fun-loving buccaneers like to spend their time looting, pillaging, drinking and singing, and are especially fond of songs about looting, pillaging and drinking.
When not running amok on the docks or sleeping it off on a pile of stinking fish nets, the Pirates of Portlandia can occasionally be found trying to redeem themselves by entertaining hospitalized children and other assorted good deeds.
Available for parties, events or shanghaiing lawyers, the Pirates of Portlandia are at your service, as long as it suits them.
More info on our group, and to join up with the Pirates of Portlandia
Avast! The Starlight Parade comes e'er nigh! This year the parade be held Saturday, June 5, 2010.To cover expenses,the registration fee will be $10 per adult and don't be looking for a refund if'n you change yer mind or can't make it, we be pyrates, after all!
The guidelines limit marching groups to 50 participants, so: first registered, first served!
We will have on site check-in at the parade staging area and will be issuing commemorative tokens to registered participants. You must bear this token to march!
Parade crashers will be rounded up at sword point; penalties and judgment will be based on whether there is any room left for late registrants.
All persons participating in the parade must be in costume, and be illuminated.
This is a family event so please dress and act accordingly.
Neither animals nor alcohol are permitted.
No mingling with the parade spectators, and nothing may be handed out.
Make sure to change the number of registrants if needed to match the number you are paying to register.... (powder monkeys ages 10-18 be free)!
We are a walking group. The parade route covers approximately two miles.
Due to noise restriction, no black powder, or other noise makers!
Contact Parade@PiratesofPortlandia.org if PayPal indicates sold out, or you have other questions